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Postscription

Posted by Black Basilisk at 07:02 PM on October 19, 2009

I've been under the impression that the word "prescription" was spelled "perscription".

And frankly, I still like my way better.

If "Pre-" means before, then a prescription should really be called a "postscription" - I mean, you get one after you've gotten sick.

Silly english language.

Light Microscope

Posted by Black Basilisk at 05:21 PM on April 15, 2009

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The funny thing about light microscopes? They need light.

Anyhow, a nice little somethin' from Biology class.

We got bored during a lab using the light microscopes, so one of my partners tried to put her finger under the lense and look. Of course it didn't work, reminding me that light has to go through something in order for it to work.

So...does that mean you could put an eyeball on it? Technically, light does go through your eyes.

I said that out loud, and my other partner just burst out laughing. The worst part, I was sorta serious.

Pop Goes The Weasel!

Posted by Black Basilisk at 05:19 PM on April 15, 2009

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I forget where that even comes from...a nursery rhyme or something?

Anyhow, my friend randomly says "Pop goes the weasel!" in the middle of sectionals. I just kinda impulsively turned to her and said "You go around popping weasels? That's terrible!"

I don't know exactly how you'd go about popping a weasel, and I've got a myriad of mental images with different interpretations...but regardless, it just doesn't sound very nice.

The pretzels are jealous.

Posted by Black Basilisk at 05:18 PM on April 15, 2009

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They wish they could be as twisted as me.

They wish.

So you think smoking's cool, huh?

Posted by Black Basilisk at 06:26 PM on January 23, 2009

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Okay, I saw part of one of those cop shows the other day - ya know, just walking through the room and its on.
The cop pulls over a woman with a cigarette that's like - not even exaggerating at all - almost half a foot long.
Dang.
The show's commentary even says "you could see that thing from space".
So...she likes them long?
Don't even want to think about that. Nope, not going there.
If it had been a guy, I would've been wondering if he was compensating for something.

Rangers

Posted by Black Basilisk at 06:20 PM on January 23, 2009

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Well, after playing the first Pokemon Ranger game on my DS for a bit, I've decided Rangers are pretty much just the cops of Pokemon. (yeah, sorry Officer Jenny)
So what, they do whatever they want?
Seriously, you can just waltz right into anyone's house. The people can't even call the cops on you, since you're the equivalent.
Can we say legalizing breaking and entering?
...
Come to think of it, you do that in like every Pokemon game. How is it you don't get arrested?
That actually does not seem very safe, just letting strangers come and go from your home as they please.

OWNED

Posted by Black Basilisk at 03:53 PM on January 08, 2009

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This new year has had a bad start.
Not just for me, but apparently for my friends as well.
But I'm not talking about them. This is my blog. They can get their own.
I got to kick off the new year by being randomly owned by a flying carton of grape juice in the school cafeteria.
Minding my own business, and a carton of grape juice just explodes against my back - stains my shirt and my brand-new white hoodie that was tied around my waist! Not to mention getting in my hair and making it all sticky.
And then I sat through my last class (after lunch) like that.
...I hate school.
That is all.

Pressure

Posted by Black Basilisk at 06:51 PM on June 16, 2008

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It can turn an average piece of coal into a perfect diamond or an average person into a perfect basket case.

With the way school (along with most of my life) is going right now, I think that I may fall short of my 'diamond' goal. Things don't improve, I think I'm going to end up under the category of 'basket case'.

Going Commando

Posted by Black Basilisk at 10:40 PM on June 14, 2008

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Earlier, I was telling a friend about getting the second Ratchet and Clank game, which is titled Going Commando. (if you don't know, it means wearing pants without underwear) If ya think about it, this may actually be accurate...
Anyhow, this led to a whole discussion about whoever comes up with this stuff. Two other games in the series are Down Your Arsenal and Size Matters.
Then I look on the back of the Going Commando box and it says that "It'll take more than your BIG GUNS".
Someone's mind was in the gutter...

What did they say?!

Posted by Black Basilisk at 07:16 PM on April 16, 2008

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Ya can probably see this coming.
This is when you're minding your own business and, suddenly, part of someone's conversation reaches your ears. Then it sometimes sounds really...strange, to you.
This can happen a number of times:
~when you're overhearing part of someone's phone conversation.
~when you hear those two weird peoples' conversation at school.
~etc...
Regardless, it can sometimes be downright shocking.
Just thinking about this 'cause it's happened to me so many times. First, I (being a little different) have mistaken what someone has said to be perverted, only to find I misheard. Second, I've actually heard something truly perverted or otherwise from someone's conversation; just the kinds of things you never really needed to know.
Anyhow, ya'll get what I'm talking about. You know this kinda thing's happened to you before.

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